Dag 1: Inspirerande textOh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. So, how 'bout them Knicks? I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.
I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo. Take me to your leader! Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head. " You don't know how to do any of those.